The Demiurge

This one's for the flavor gods. Creamy ricotta, savory sausage, roasted red pepper and roasted garlic layered atop hand stretched sourdough and house made San Marzano tomato sauce. Try it with the balsamic drizzle <3

Ceremony of Opposites

Light and shadow meet in this lavish ritual of flavor. Layers of salami, sausage, pepperoni, mushroom, black olives, green pepper, and onion converge atop our hand-stretched sourdough crust and rich San Marzano tomato sauce. A decadent chaos, harmonized into one sacred slice.

Dionysus

A rich and radiant offering to the god of wine, revelry and indulgence. Artichoke hearts, sun-dried tomato, Kalamata olives, onion, and feta top a richly seasoned olive oil base on our stretched to order sourdough crust. Our chef suggests trying it with added savory sausage, chicken, and/or the balsamic drizzle... Make it your own for a taste truly divine!

Enkidu's Epic BBQ

A wild feast worthy of its namesake. Tender chicken, smoky bacon, jalapeño, pineapple, and onion ride a wave of rich BBQ sauce on our golden sourdough crust. Finished with a spiral of sweet heat, it’s a balance of fire and fruit, chaos and control—an edible invocation of the wild man’s legacy.

Cheese Pizza or Build Your Own

A timeless foundation showcasing quality ingredients, built for those who crave simplicity—or the freedom to craft their own creation. Our hand-stretched sourdough crust is layered with San Marzano Neapolitan-style marinara sauce and topped with a bubbling blend of mozzarella and provolone. Classic, elegant, and ready to be transformed at will. Build your own. Add your magic.

Incantation A Pizza

All meat.-pepperoni, salami, sausage, ham.

Incantation B Pizza

ALL VEGGIE - Onions, green peppers, olives, and mushrooms, San Marzano Tomato Sauce, on our hand-stretched sourdough. Vegan cheese available!

Margherita

Mozzarella pearls, fresh basil, and san marzano marinara sauce.

Dude, I'm Cheesing My F-ing Brains Out

A decadent overload for cheese worshippers and flavor fanatics alike. Gorgonzola, ricotta, feta, and parmesan melt into mozzarella atop our sourdough crust and San Marzano tomato sauce, then crowned with a drizzle of hot honey. It’s indulgence without apology.

Surfin' The Lake of Fire

Ride the heatwave. Cup & char pepperoni, jalapeños, golden pineapple, & crushed red pepper blaze across our hand-stretched sourdough crust and San Marzano tomato sauce. It’s a decadent clash of sweet and spice—bold, balanced, and just a little dangerous. Surf's up, dude!

Exorcist Cheese Sticks Pizza

A pesto base pizza, lavishly topped with cheese from edge to edge, sliced into strips, and accompanied by marinara sauce for dipping.

Hot Honey Pepperoni Pizza

Delicious combo! Classic pepperoni with a hot garlic honey drizzle.